OH HEYYYYY GUYS! HOW ARE YOU TODAY? NOW, I KNOW YOU’RE PROBABLY ASKING YOURSELF, “WHAT IS LAURIE DOING SUPER CRAZY WASTED AT NOON, IN PUBLIC, NAKED?” AND I’M HERE TO TELL YOU, BECAUSE I’M LAURIE AND I HAVE THE INSIDE SCOOP.
SEE, WHAT HAPPENED IS THAT LAURIE RAN INTO STEVE AND HIS NEW “SIGNIFICANT OTHER” AT TARGET, IN THE TOWEL AISLE. YOU GUYS REMEMBER STEVE? HE WAS LAURIE’S BOYFRIEND FOR TWO AND A HALF LONG, STUPID YEARS WHERE SHE THOUGHT MAYBE THEY’D GET MARRIED AND LIVE IN BRENTWOOD BUT THEN STEVE GOT THAT JOB AT THE SOFTWARE COMPANY AND STARTED GROWING DISTANT. YOU REMEMBER THAT? BOY I SURE DO! WOOOOOOOO! AND THEN STEVE WAS ALL LIKE, “I’VE MET SOMEONE ELSE,” AND LAURIE HAD A LITTLE SIX MONTH VODKA VACATION AND HAD TO GO TO THE SPECIAL RETREAT! WELL, GUESS WHO’S GOING BACK SOON? CAN YOU GUESS? HUH?
I’LL GIVE YOU A HINT: SHE’S PEEING ON HERSELF RIGHT NOW, WHICH IS WHAT SHE SHOULD BE DOING TO STEVE, BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT HE DID TO HER HEART.
He was the crazy one who had painted himself black and defeated the world.
She was the book thief without the words.
Trust me, though, the words were on their way, and when they arrived, Liesel would hold them in her hands like the clouds, and she would wring them out like rain.
– Markus Zusak, The Book Thief (via lechatonnoir) Via Seasong
MOTHER OF GOD.
MCCLUSKY, CLEAR THIS AREA. NOBODY TOUCHES ANYTHING UNTIL MY TEAM’S GOT HAIR AND FIBER SAMPLES, FINGERPRINTS, THE WORKS. AND KEEP YOUR MEN OFF THEIR RADIOS. I DON’T WANT ANY PRESS, YOU HEAR ME? NONE.
THEN CALL DETECTIVE SANDERS OVER AT MAJOR CRIMES. TELL HIM WE’RE GOING TO NEED HIM TO CLEAR HIS CASELOAD. WE HAVE A SPECIALIST ON THE LOOSE.
THIS IS THE SECOND VICTIM THIS WEEK. I FEAR THIS IS ONLY JUST BEGINNING.
Sometimes I just get really sad. For absolutely no reason. At all. Sometimes it feels like the entire weight and pain of the world is mine alone to bear. The only thing I can do is weep. I weep for my sorrows, my neighbor’s sorrows, the little kids half-way around the world who don’t get to eat…
Winslet recalls that she and DiCaprio would sometimes lie on the set smoking hand-rolled cigarettes and staring up at the stars. Other times, she would watch him play Tomb Raider on Nintendo or they would sing to each other - the Bette Midler hit “Wind Beneath My Wings,” an indirect, on-site spoof of the Titanic scene in which Jack leads Rose to the prow of the ship and tells her to close her eyes and spread out her arms. When Winslet had an attack of vertigo on the back of the upended poop deck - spending a week in harnesses suspended l00 feet in the air - DiCaprio calmed her down. “I just told her we were safe,” he says. “She believed me.” One night, very late, Winslet and DiCaprio were lying on the deck during a break. An assistant approached for food orders. “Leo was so tired,” Winslet recalls; he had his head on Winslet’s stomach and asked for a sandwich. “The assistant asked, `What do you want on it?’ and Leo said, `Oh, Kate will tell you.’ And Leo just kind of fell asleep. And I did know exactly what he wanted - this kind of cheese and no tomato and no pickle. I absolutely knew. And I thought, `God, that’s really weird that I know this person so well.’ It was brilliant.”
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I don’t care if you’re hipster/summer/indie/vintage or anything else.
you reblog this.
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Ziva: They were more than just co workers.
Tony: Fraternization in the work place, never a good idea
-NCIS - Season 7 - The Inside Man
Via Tony♥ZivaUK
About me
But correct grammar will never go out of style. "I amar prestar aen. Han mathon ne nen. Han mathon ne chae. A han noston ne 'wilith. " "The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air."
